Relephants

I'm Eliza. And this is my junk.
I post my vlogs here, but I'd love if you subscribed to me on youtube, too. Search for elizapennell!
(Or if you don't follow me because you think my posts are full of shit but you actually do kind of enjoy my videos, I'd love if you JUST subscribed to me on youtube. That works too.)
I like to think I'm pretty sarcastic. Sort of like your Yiddish grandmother on tumblr if she talked way more about sex than you'd ever want a post-menopausal woman to. (If you don't have a Yiddish grandmother, I'm sorry. All the more reason to follow me! ... Also, I don't have one either. We can pretend.)